Non-Jogger

Do you ever wonder why we have snooze buttons on our alarm clocks? Personally, I find mine invaluable. Even though I have the option to have my alarm without it, I would never dream of not using that precious snooze. I should clarify: precious snoozes. Those four extra minutes between that annoying and sometimes horrifying beep that gets gradually faster and louder give me the added sleep I need along with the assurance that I won't oversleep or miss my day of work altogether.

so, journaling has never been my thing, really. i guess i never have had anything of interest to say to myself. i also hate using pens and paper. so, while avoiding immediate writer's cramp, i am sowing seeds of carpal tunnel for the future.

i have a feeling that this blog is going to be an outlet for my cynicism, criticism and sarcasm. i hope you don't mind.

as a completely random side-note, the words "fun" and "run" should never appear, anywhere, in the same sentence.